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Shared Trauma Candles - The Awful Boss - 13 Oz Crackling Wood Wick - Mint Mojito & Pineapple
$30.00 USD
Unlimited PTO leaves no paper trail.
The Awful Boss Candle
Smells like: Minto Mojito, Sweet Citrus, Pineapple
Is your boss a professional buzzkill with a Ph.D. in micromanagement and a master's degree in soul-crushing? Light up the Awful Boss candle and get your shortcut to Tahiti for the vacation you deserve, but can't take, since you're doing the job of three people (as long as you keep your eyes closed and Slack notifications silenced).
But that's ok, because you're "building exposure" and "being a team player," which in some imaginary version of the economy means you'll be rich enough one day to work from your yacht instead of your desk. (But still no PTO.)
Details:
- 100% Soy Wax, sustainably sourced
- 1 crackling wood wick
- Fragrance: "Tahiti Daydream," notes of mint mojito and citrusy, beachy sunshine
- 3"w x 5"h
- 1 lbs 9 oz total weight
- 13 Oz of wax net wt.
- Est. burn time 100 Hrs, assuming normal burning practices
- Vessel: 100% Recycled Glass Classico jar
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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