Your Hole Is My Goal Fan
$10.00 USD
Sale price
$10.00 USD
Regular price
$24.95 USD
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Your Hole Is My Goal Fan
$10.00 USD
Sale price
$10.00 USD
Regular price
$24.95 USD
Your Hole Is My Goal Fan – Fore-play? Don’t mind if we do. ⛳️
The "Your Hole Is My Goal" Fan is for ravers, circuit queens, and drag enthusiasts who enjoy a dirty joke and a clean swing. This hilarious, golf-inspired bamboo folding fan is cheeky, it's loud, and it always lands. Whether you're teeing off at a rave, clacking at a drag brunch, or aiming for attention at a circuit party, this fan guarantees double-takes and below-par humor.
Score shade and swing both ways with this top-tier fan.
The Premium Features for a Winning Swing:
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Explicit & Bold: Features the iconic, suggestive "Your Hole Is My Goal" phrase on a bright, golf-themed backdrop.
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Ultimate Clack: Our bamboo design ensures the signature LOUD clack (thrwwop), making your intentions heard across the floor.
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Oversized Drama: Measures a generous 13 inches by 24 inches for maximum airflow and impact.
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Durable Sass: Built with premium bamboo ribs and strong nylon fabric—ready for a full 90 Day Gay Guarantee of hard play.
Aces High. Get yours before this hole-in-one sells out.
Confidence in every purchase: Backed by The Gay Fan Club's 90-Day Gay Replacement Guarantee.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
